I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
