Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
They are going to name an STD after you.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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