Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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