White coat. Heels.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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