I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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