it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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