I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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