Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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