i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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