i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
