belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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