How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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