Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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