CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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