sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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