things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
you traded sex for a burrito?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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