Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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