We're facebook friends in real life
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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