what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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