you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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