okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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