I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you had me at cake vodka
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
40s are totally the cure
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
