so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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