There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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