ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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