I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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