I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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