apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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