I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
she told me i tasted like america
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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