Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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