I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I understand Curling. That high.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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