it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I am midnight drunk by noon
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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