I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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