There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Randomize
