I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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