i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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