blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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