It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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