No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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