Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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