Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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