we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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