It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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