Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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