i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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