How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Randomize
