I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
