Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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