Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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