i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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